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Snooker Impressions with the Albino Assassin

Who among us hasn’t attempted a few snooker impressions for a laugh while with some mates down at the local club?

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Taylor is the new master of snooker impressions. Photo credit: World Snooker

Whether it’s the players on the baize or the voices in the commentary box, snooker has always been rich with opportunities to mimic.

John Virgo, who himself has been attempted on numerous occasions in my family house along with the rest of the legendary BBC commentary team, is famed for his ability to provide hilarious snooker impressions.

Indeed, there have been occasions during the World Snooker Championship when, after a match has concluded too early, the lovable JV has entered the Crucible to give the paying audience value for their money with a few portrayals of the likes of Alex Higgins and his mate Dennis Taylor.

But step aside the former UK champion as there is a new comedian in town by the name of Liverpudlian Allan Taylor – A.K.A. ” The Albino Assassin”.

Taylor, a professional since 2013, has never broken into the top 64 in the world rankings and is still searching for a maiden appearance in the latter stages of a ranking event.

However, one area where the 34 year-old does excel in is with his snooker impressions, indeed so much so that he put fellow professionals Neil Robertson and Joe Perry to the test recently to see how many of the impersonations they could guess correctly.

The short video, made as part of the excellent Baize Watch series that is being produced monthly by World Snooker this season on YouTube and which you can watch below, was first released in the summer but resurfaced on Wednesday in celebration of Taylor’s birthday.

Not all of them are perfect but most are pretty close and there are a few absolute gems, including Shaun Murphy’s mannerisms and the eccentricity of popular Chinese player Liang Wenbo.

Unfortunately for Taylor, his snooker impressions of the likes of Ronnie O’Sullivan and Judd Trump couldn’t be replicated in the standard of play that they can produce, as he was beaten 6-4 by Mike Dunn in the first round of the UK Championship.

G’night JV!



Creator of SnookerHQ and a journalism graduate, David has been actively reporting on snooker since 2011. He has been published in national publications and has appeared on BBC World News and on talkSPORT radio as an analyst.

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World Rankings Top 16

World Rankings after the Tour Championship – won by Neil Robertson.

1. Judd Trump
2. Ronnie O’Sullivan
3. Neil Robertson
4. Mark Selby
5. John Higgins
6. Kyren Wilson
7. Shaun Murphy
8. Stephen Maguire
9. Ding Junhui
10. Yan Bingtao
11. Barry Hawkins
12. Mark Williams
13. Mark Allen
14. Jack Lisowski
15. David Gilbert
16. Anthony McGill

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